January 2012
I want to eat at Homeslice!!!!
yellowrosesforever:
Need me some clam pizza :)
i just came from there! let’s go some time.
home by 11:50, clearly a really successful night
i’m going to go celebrate someone’s 21st birthday when did we get SO OLD
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i'm going to go buy jeans because i need jeans and...
can you believe that a few months ago it was so...
these storms are so beautiful
i feel like i’m going to pop
wasn’t actually awake this morning until i got scared in the shower that i was going to be electrocuted
so i’m going to go finish that shower now
thunderstorms make me feel all snuggly
i'm not allowing myself to be all giggly, so my...
she tells me my life is gigglable
lolololol
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
“There have been three major changes to 21st century writing: (1) writing is more...”
– New Rules: Writing Well In The 21st Century | A.T. | Cleveland (via ayjay)
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brunched today
i dont go to college
kristin: I'm reading Pride and Prejudice. It's SO much better than the movies!
me: I "read" that last year in English.
me: I can't read books that people try to force me to read.
me: It's something I really need to get over.
kristin:
me:
me: wait....
i left my keys in galveston
all of them
I KNEW BECCA WOULD UNDERSTAND
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my right eyebrow has a new persona
it has this sassy thing going on
miss shapen
i used to have a friend that pointed out things about me that i’d never noticed before.
before she said something, i’d never noticed that my ankles are fat or that my eyes are squinty or that my nose is ridged or that i walk with my legs too far apart
it sounds bad, like she was just too critical
but really, i’m glad someone said something
now i know to look for decent length...
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that awkward moment when the moment described...
etiquette
me: *sneezes*
gideon:
me: what do you say when someone sneezes?
gideon: ew, snot!
i’m considering purging so very seriously
i feel terrible
i can only imagine the terrible things the meal i just had is doing to my body right now
i haven’t done zumba or gone running in 8 days
all of my work is ruined
i hate everything
kaylen-false:
iphysianthe:
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
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so... etiquette
if you meet someone and they’re like, “how do you spell your name? i’ll find you on facebook,”
are they actually going to do it? and what is an acceptable amount of time for them to wait until they add you? because it won’t happen that night, or the next probably, but that could happen the next night, right?
but why didn’t you just get their last name so it...
i think he’s over it now, but for a while there Gid was really against television
the news or basketball or dora would be on, and he would say “turn tv off, turn tv off” until you turned the tv off
if you asked him why he didn’t like tv, he’d say “obama”
we never figured that one out
Watchtibonna:
un-domani-migliore:
linus-space-head:
lgboner:
literallysame:
OH MY GOD
I can’t breath
hahahahahha
literally LMFAO
omg the ending: flawless
I would do this to my sister.
here is a secret
i will be much, much less inclined to return your call if you make me go through the hassle of checking my voicemail
in fact, i will be much less inclined to hate you if you do not do that
don’t leave me voicemail
stop it
stop
mrs grady is my friend on facebook
i definitely dont remember this happening
i like it, but what
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“I seemed to see two camps before me, and there was something radically wrong...”
– Timothy Keller, The Reason for God
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My class schedule this year
andyisarobotdinosaur:
The Modern Day Douchebag
Overanalytic Studies of Beavis & Butthead
Pretentious Narcicism in the 21st Century
The Ethics of White people problems
Crisis in Uganda: why their daddy’s can’t just buy them iPhones
I’m also on the waitlist for “Tree’s: we should, like, save them” and “Mental Masturbation 104”
lol
People Who Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word Deserve Punishment
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a real live conversation from dinner
rtf major: James Cameron knew about [Avatar] when they were making Titanic, which came out in '96
nutrition major: WHAT, that's crazy. i'm glad they waited until they had the technology down.
me: so they knew about it for like 13 years.
rtf: yeah, it's psycho
me: and do you happen to know what the budget was for this movie?
rtf: something like 240 million dollars.
me: 240 million dollars.
me: and a decade and a half.
me: hired a linguist to create a new language
me: BUT THEY COULDN'T HIRE SOMEONE TO CHOOSE A FONT OTHER THAN NEON YELLOW PAPYRUS?
me: TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY MILLION DOLLARS AND THIRTEEN YEARS AND THEY CHOSE THE FONT OF HOMEMADE WEDDING INVITATIONS AND SUBURBAN SPAS
everyone else:
i spent gid's naptime today picking out pictures...
